Will Edmondson on Edward Cullen, Sling.com
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“ So he’s got the brain of a 110-year-old man, the body of a chain-smoking emaciated 20-year-old, and the face of a corpse. COME AND GET IT, LADIES! ”
Jasmine is the hottest Disney princess
But Aurora always gets me for wandering around the woods barefoot.
Is that weird? It’s weird, huh.
All of Ryan Murphy's weirdest high school weirdos have food last names.
April and May Tuna
Mary (fuckin’) Cherry
Suzy Pepper
Suzy Pepper is exactly what Glee was missing. Now find a way to write in Mary Cherry already! WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?
In other—but vaguely related—news, I like to forget about how Sandra Oh was on the first few episodes of Popular and then randomly remember and squee inside my head for a while. Sandra Oh, people. She’s magic.
Here’s Imaginary Girlfriend Friday number 3, courtesy of Kelly Clarkson bein’ adorable and wearin’ a hat.
I can't even imagine what kind of a mess I'd be if I'd ever been at all worried about how my family would react to my being gay.
Welcome to Hot Blonde Thursday! Here is edition number three, courtesy of Cat Deeley being just as hot in shades and a KISS t-shirt as she is when she’s all dolled up for So You Think You Can Dance.
That is supposed to say, “Wulfric, knight of Hamstershire.” Also, the sharpie thing was because my orange sharpie had bled through 3 pages of my notebook.
I don't like anyone on So You Think You Can Dance this season
Russell is good and maybe Ellenore—I can’t not enjoy a routine from Travis, you know? But there’s no Janette. No Randi. No Phillip. No adorable weirdo Kupono. Certainly no Jeanine.
Who are you people, and WHY ARE YOU SO BORING? I haven’t been this “feh” about a season since I watched the first one.
On the upside, Cat has become exponentially more adorable this season—perhaps to make up for the lack of adorability in the contestants?
Another downside! The permanent third judge! I love Adam Shankman, but depriving us of Debbie Allen and the bitchy Oreo—and possibly causing diva Mia Michaels to quit—was a horrible idea!
Also, last night? Everything was terrible except for Taboleon and Travis. Where is Mandy Moore!?
Hot Ladies in Glasses Monday, number 2 comin’ attcha! Here’s bespectacled babe Ingrid Michaelson, possibly offering to share her sandwich.
As a side note, she is stunning in person.
I tried to draw a knight with my blue sharpie. It was… not a success. Also, apparently his arms are coming out of his waist.
